OH HERRO

i find a lot of things on the internet that i laugh out loud to. i cant just post them on facebook so here's what i did. also, this was meant to be called poop for breakfast but some asshole already took it. i've got it out for you

I enjoy being indoors. I enjoy laying on couches, snacking, and reading (watching TV). Summer sucks because it is the only season when, if I want to do this in the middle of a gorgeous day, people (my children) look at me like I’m a disgusting person. Well, guess what? It’s 90 degrees out there, it’s 68 degrees in here, and this episode of The Bachelorette isn’t going to watch itself.